Amy Schumer开鱼袋被断裂剪刀扎伤脚踝缝针：笑称都怪这几条鱼
11月9日，45岁的美国喜剧演员 Amy Schumer 在 Instagram Stories 上晒出一把断成两截的厨房剪刀。她在给家里新添的宠物鱼开袋时，断裂的半把剪刀掉到地上、尖头朝上，她一脚踩下正好扎进脚踝，伤口随后由上门医生缝合。她给照片配文说，这是「这把剪刀惹出的离奇事故」，还补了一句「危险」。
Schumer 随后在视频里讲了事发经过。她说：「我当时正急着打开装鱼的袋子，结果半把厨房剪刀掉了下来，落地时尖头朝上，我正好一脚踩下去，就扎进了我的脚踝。」她晒出的视频里，医生正在为她缝合脚踝上带血的伤口。事发地点她没有公布。
缝完针的 Schumer 还有心情开玩笑。她对粉丝说：「没错，我怪这几条鱼。」随后她把鱼缸里的三位新成员介绍给粉丝，分别取名 Floppy、Flippy 和 Goldy。
据《Page Six》与 E! News 报道，Schumer 此后没有再更新这次受伤的后续情况。她平时经常在社交账号上和粉丝分享自己的健康与生活近况，这次剪刀扎脚的经历也成了她最新一条被大量转发的日常分享。
Amy Schumer Gets Stitches After Broken Scissors Stab Her Ankle While Opening a Bag of Pet Fish: 'Yes, I Blame the Fish'
On November 9, American comedian Amy Schumer, 45, posted a photo of a broken pair of kitchen scissors to her Instagram Stories. While she was opening a bag holding her family's new pet fish, half of the scissors fell to the floor and landed point-up just as she stepped down, stabbing her in the ankle. A doctor later stitched the wound at her home. She captioned the photo a "freak accident with these scissors" and added one word: "Dangerous."
In a follow-up video, Schumer explained what happened. "Essentially, I was rushing in to open the bag of fishies," she said. "And half the kitchen scissors fell off and landed at an upward angle just as I was stepping down and it stabbed my ankle." The video showed a doctor stitching up the bloody cut on her ankle. She did not say where the accident happened.
Stitched up, Schumer was still in a joking mood. "Yes, I blame the fish," she told her followers. She then introduced the three newest members of the household swimming in the tank, naming them Floppy, Flippy and Goldy.
According to Page Six and E! News, Schumer has not posted any further update on the injury. She regularly shares health and life updates with her followers on social media, and the scissors mishap became her latest widely shared everyday moment.
来源：Amy Schumer的Instagram
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图片来源：图：Amy Schumer本人资料图（2015年摄于South by Southwest，Anna Hanks摄，CC BY 2.0，经Wikimedia Commons），已预裁为精确16:9成品（头部完整留边、双眼睁开）。/ Amy Schumer (file photo, 2015, South by Southwest, by Anna Hanks, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons), pre-cropped to an exact 16:9 frame with her full head and open eyes.
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