微软宕机被打工人玩成「成人雪假」：Outlook报告冲上13万，网友喊话修复别着急
微软（Microsoft）旗下 Microsoft 365 在11月12日周四发生全球故障，Outlook 电邮等服务中断数小时，美国打工人随即在 X、Bluesky、Threads、Facebook 与 Instagram 上集体调侃，有人把这天称作「成人雪假」。据《USA TODAY》11月12日报道，故障监测网站 Downdetector 上 Outlook 的问题报告在美东时间下午1时刚过冲到13万份的高点，受影响人数远不止报告者本身。
自称电脑爱好者的用户 Abduco 在 X 上写道：「慢慢来，慢慢来，不着急，这段宕机时光挺好。」这条帖子获得近6万次浏览，另一名用户回复说：「同意。别赶一个坏修复。确保修对，多测试几天。」并加了「四天周末」的标签。还有用户搬出经典的 IT 建议：「你试过拔掉电源再插回去吗？」
西南法学院教授 Tiffany C. Li 在 Bluesky 上写道，这场面「像成年人的雪假」。纽约市内容创作者 Layla Taremi 在 Facebook 发视频说：「天哪，Outlook 和微软宕机了，我们可怎么办呀。」一名在 Threads 上自称从事高等教育工作的用户 Lisa 发帖说：「我只是个女孩，站在 Outlook 面前，求它别在下午5点前恢复上线。」
也有人嫌宕机还不够彻底。用户 jrperiod 在 Threads 上写道：「谁把 Outlook 弄宕机的，你忘了把 Teams 也一起弄掉。要做就做对，不然就别做。」另有网友反复刷新邮箱、配上等邮件的动图自嘲。
据 GSM 此前报道，微软称一大批服务器未通过自动健康检查、意外掉线，公司表示没有迹象显示故障由网络攻击造成；受影响服务包括 Exchange Online、Microsoft Teams、SharePoint Online、Microsoft 365 Copilot 与 Microsoft Defender XDR。截至周四傍晚，一部分服务器已经恢复并保持稳定，微软尚未宣布故障结束、也未公布完整说明。
关联：跟进：微软Microsoft 365全球故障持续，Outlook、Teams等服务大面积中断，部分服务器已恢复
Microsoft Outage Becomes an 'Adult Snow Day' Online: Outlook Reports Top 130,000 as Workers Joke About the Break
Microsoft 365 went down worldwide on Thursday, November 12, knocking out Outlook email and other services for hours, and American workers promptly turned the outage into a running joke across X, Bluesky, Threads, Facebook and Instagram, with one user calling it a snow day for adults. According to USA TODAY on November 12, reports of Outlook problems on Downdetector peaked at 130,000 just after 1 p.m. Eastern, and the number of people affected went well beyond those who filed reports.
A self-described computer nerd posting as Abduco wrote on X, "take your time, take your time... no rush, the downtime is nice!" The post drew nearly 60,000 views, and another user replied, "Agreed. Don't rush a bad fix. Make sure it's right. Test it for a few days," adding a Four Day Weekend hashtag. Another user offered the standard IT advice: "Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"
On Bluesky, Southwestern Law School professor Tiffany C. Li described the situation as "like a snow day for adults." New York City content creator Layla Taremi posted a video on Facebook declaring, "oh noooo there's an outlook and microsoft outage what on earth will we do!?!?" On Threads, a user named Lisa, who describes herself as a higher education professional, posted, "I'm just a girl, standing in front of Outlook, begging it to not come back online before 5pm."
For some, the outage did not go far enough. A Threads user posting as jrperiod wrote, "Whoever took down Outlook, you forgot to take down Teams as well. Do the job right or don't do it at all." Others joked about refreshing their inboxes over and over, pairing the posts with waiting-for-email GIFs.
As GSM reported earlier, Microsoft said a large number of its servers became unexpectedly unavailable after failing automated health checks, and the company said there was no indication the outage was caused by a cyberattack. Affected services included Exchange Online, Microsoft Teams, SharePoint Online, Microsoft 365 Copilot and Microsoft Defender XDR. By Thursday evening, some servers had returned to service and were remaining stable, but Microsoft had not declared the incident over and had not published a full explanation.
来源：USA TODAY
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